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People say nothing is impossible but I do nothing every day. Know It Alls Quotes.

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. I dont like Mondays especially if they occur on Fridays. Knowing the truth seeing the truth but still believing in lies. Laughter is contagious so share this collection of funny quotes with someone you know who could use a smile today.

The people who need it most never use it. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Laugh your way through the week with these short Monday funny quotes.

You know youve reached middle age when youre cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of by the police. We notice too late if. Some of them carry the timeless wisdom of what makes a stupid person giving us food for thought.

So make sure you repeat these funny comments to everyone you know. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. The secret of staying young is to live honestly eat slowly and lie about your age.

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1 A woman know-it-all and also loves nagging is the worst form of this category. Youre in mint condition for a vintage model. Dont worry about the world coming to an end today.

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If you keep annoying me Ill give your phone number to all the kids and tell them its Santas hotline. Funny know it all quotes sayings. My mother always used to say.

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5 Know it all is nothing but an illusion of knowledge. Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays. There are so many times I made you angry upset irritated and tired.

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Also check out our list of Best Short Quotes. Instead of getting married again Im going to find a woman I dont like and give her a house Rod Stewart. During the flames of controversy opinions mass disputes conflict and world news sometimes the most precious.

Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Never go to bed mad. There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body.

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Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. Aug 31 2013 - Explore Dorothys Legacys board Ugh. Marriage is like mushrooms.

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During the flames of controversy opinions mass disputes conflict and world news sometimes the most precious refreshing peaceful words to hear amidst all the chaos are simply and humbly I dont know. Discover and share funny quotes know it all. Dont mess with anybody on a Monday.

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But youre not as old as youre going to be. Know It Alls Quotes. Whenever you find yourself or someone you know feeling down any of these funny quotes will definitely make anyone feel better.

When all else fails lower your standards. 56 Shares Facebook 41. All the things I really like to do are either immoral illegal or fattening.

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